Even Plants Eat Meat

Sure, it's not a watertight argument against abstaining from tasty tasty meats, but it's an excuse to mock that supercilious yet unhealthy looking mate of yours. Venus fly-trap casserole anybody?

Ronseal. If you came here for a piucture of a kitty in a box then you're in luck. If you don't like pictures of kitties in boxes then I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. This is a picture of a kitty in a box.

Listen very carefully to the old Chinese Sage's pearls of total wisdom! "Man who run behind bus get exhausted, man who run in front of bus get tired."

I'm sure even Jesus would have thought this was funny..

He might like to nom on the rancid droppings of god knows how many animals, but when it comes to the amber nectar you have to admit he has got a point!

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.

Can you say invasion of privacy?

Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.

Not half as rude as it looks, this is a genius cosplay idea and one that anyone who has played the Sims will crack a smile over. Beats the hell out of going as an overweight Harley Quinn or character from Kingdom Hearts any day.

Especially if they tell you that keeping an elephant with irritable bowel syndrome in your basement is a swell idea. If they do I think you're legally entitled to kick them square in the balls.