Swim FAIL!

Sometimes parents do the dumbest things when it comes to their precious little babies - He looks so cute all fast asleep, lets just hope he doesn't roll over!

So, have you seen Black Swan yet? Man, you go in there expecting some dullard ballet bull crud and you end up with lesbo action and insanity to the power of sectioned. This image sums it up well but misses out the HLA.

Dear god, what the hell is this? A goth? An emo? Kill it with a fire-breathing giant robot before it eats us all!

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

If there's one thing that kids these days get enthused about it's ice cream. Well, ice cream, looting and terrible music (in that order). I reckon this little one is listening to bieber while eating her looted ice cream...

Just in case you were in any doubt as to the sheer gayness of the whole Twilight franchise, here's a gentle reminder from SNL funny man Will Ferrell. Apparently it's even gayer than being a gay.

Trying to impress chicks with your new smartphone ends in presidential FAIL! Putin is practically a James Bond villain. all he needs is a Persian cat and sharks with lazer beams!

For some people getting married is more frightening than death, for others, being left at the altar leaves only one option open. Death. Good luck for this poor jilted bride there was a hero on the scene!

Poor Miley, she's been getting a lot of bad press of late. Better a wild child than a boring prude I say. I wanna see her drunk and enjoying herself.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(