Hardcore Hound

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!

If you've ever had to suffer through a game of soccer you will probably know the feeling. Don't even think about going to get a drink because the minute you do, the only goal of the game will be scored.

When your food starts to communicate with you as you dine with your girlfriend, you know you've found the girl to stick with for a while. Either that or you are on some serious medication.

Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

Pedo Bear has made his way across just about every inch of the internet. Now his approval hits the real world. With how low these sit to the ground and their popularity amongst youngsters, of course he approves of Lamborghinis!

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

Might look a bit weird to western eyes but this is a typical scene in Japan. Spreading icing on to you forehead and posing with a mouthful of raw octopus is just how they say 'Hello' over there. It's all in the guidebook...

I'd like to think that this is exactly what the fish is saying. In reality he's just mouthing soundlessly as he suffocates clasped firmly in the jaws of winged death. That's not as funny though...

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!