Sperm Collector FAIL!

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

As a last man’s dying wish goes, this guy just doesn’t know when to stop. Looking after your son is one thing but living out your sexual fantasies is just a step too far.

I would think it would be a lot easier to just ride one handed but regardless I am impressed.

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

Before the Adidas Originals House Party, David and KG had a little one-on-one competition in the yard !

If you can remember The lackluster D&D wannabe virtual reality show Knightmare, You’ve probably forgotten how bad it was, the weak-ass puzzles, storylines and godawful acting. This is so close to the actual show it's scary.

In the year 2062, a bunch of elderly hipsters are interviewed about the good old days of social media and take a look back on what social media and digital culture were back in the day.

Could this be the first signs of the technological singularity? When the robots gain self-awareness and the enslavement of the human race is set under way? Or could it just be a geek making a very impressive puppet ?

He's either imitating the sound of the outboard engine or he just ate his lunch at Taco Bell. One of the two. Maybe he likes the look of the engine and is trying to communicate with it in it's own language?

If you're a battlefield 3 player who has yet to upgrade themselves to Premium status or buy themselves the Armored Kill DLC, here's a look at all the digital gorgeousness that you're missing out on. You crazy fool.

She won't touch Harry Ball or is it Harry's balls - Which one is it !?!