Armored Kill Cinematic

If you're a battlefield 3 player who has yet to upgrade themselves to Premium status or buy themselves the Armored Kill DLC, here's a look at all the digital gorgeousness that you're missing out on. You crazy fool.

Two chicks tumble out of a boat and into an Amsterdam canal. Could a mind-altering substance have affected their balance? Who cares, i just love it when babes get wet, whatever the circumstances!

Of course the burgers never look the same as commercials, they're much more squished than the sort you see on the adverts and now finally someone has called them out on it so we can see how gross they really are.

This cop might have had years of training, but if it weren't for his awesome moustache, his smooth and amazing moves wouldn't be possible. Proof that Magnum P.I was onto something way back when..

Supercars may be super and all that, but you're never going to drive one — there's much more chance you'll get behind the wheel of a second hand Volvo S60, so take a watch of this and you might learn something. Epic.

It's safe to assume most mediums are snake-oile selling confidence fraudsters and the others are simply deluded to the point of being certifiable. If there ever was a real medium, his job would be pretty hard...

People really are totally awesome. Not all people, obviously. That weird guy who sits next to you on the bus and trumps isn't awesome. Neither are Mormons. Some are awesome though, and these are they.

What a jerk-off this dude is towards his girlfriend, she certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.

An animation about state sponsored murder and good timekeeping. It doesn't sound like it'll be that good, but it's only a couple of minutes long so stick with it you ADHD having bumberclart. It's good.

Tiny bird is sick of listening to a large tiger growl all day so he attacks him and the tiger fall on his side and shuts up.

Dude pulls a sweet backflip during a penalty kick. Wait, did soccer just get cool? Ugh, I feel so Un-American.