Soccer Hotties!

With the football season kicking off again around the world it's time to celebrate in style - How I'd love to score with these girls' - GOAL!!!

People in Phucket seem to take great delight in stabbing stuff through their cheeks. Apparently their pain brings good luck to those that they pass as they walk around town, showing off their piercings. Weird.

Back in the fifties before they had photoshop they used to use paint. Not MSPaint, actual paint. Crazy huh? Still, it beats the alternative - a realistic depiction of female beauty in the media. That'd be terrible.

Although it's creepy to watch people sleep and it's creepy to stare at young girls, we trust the viewer has nothing but thoughts for the quality of beauty sleep these teenage girls are getting - NOT! - Sleep my pretties, sleeeeep...

Its plain to see that the old saying "Dogs begin to look like their owners, and vice-verca is actually true. Just subtle similarities that make them a perfect match for each other.

While nature tries to destroy us and man tries to kill his fellow man, it's good to know that beauty pageants still exist to balance things out. At least i have figured one thing from this, i'd rather be in Carolina than Idaho :)

Most of these don't look like they'd pass an MOT, but maybe that's the look they were going for? If Mad Max was a used car salesman this is probably what his lot would consist of. Loads of rust but still kinda cool.

Prepare for some epic FAIL-Tat-Stik permanent skin disasters! Every single one of these is craptastic & hugely regrettable in so many ways. Remember. A tattoo isn't just for life, it's for your friends to laugh at as well.

It's time to have a look at some of the most awesome pictures we could find floating around the internet over the last few days. Find something to bite down on quick, it's the Monday pic dump and this one feels like a bigg'un.

Oh the HORROR! A collection of high-performance vehicles that have been left abandoned at Dubai airport, left by rich people who think nothing of letting a car that costs more than some people's home, to rot.

It takes a great deal of thinking to come up with a great boat name, the best ideas are drawn from some sort of memory or life experience. The captains of these dirty and sexy vessels certainly came up with winners!