Soccer Hotties!

With the football season kicking off again around the world it's time to celebrate in style - How I'd love to score with these girls' - GOAL!!!

Whats better than a beach babe i hear you ask? Well, a well tanned hottie who not only looks awesome in a bikini, but can also ride a surfboard as good as any man - It's enough to make you bury your head in the sand and cry!

It's an intimate sneek-peek at the internets favourite girl next door pinup. It's been years since she took her top off on the Jerry Springer show - Still, i'm not gonna complain :)

Bieberkinis are the hot new thing right now, what do you mean you haven't got one, what the hell is wrong with you?. It's like 'baby, baby baby', but it's also like 'oh…'. Next week, BieberDongs.

Out in the wild these toys would be baby seals that had become separated from their mothers, fish, whale carcasses or, of course, rookie research scientists who've gotten lost or explorers who've left their food stash out all evening.

I love a themed party, why? Well, for one it's a chance to adopt an alter-ego personality & of course the other reason is that chicks seem to love come dressed, well, in not very much at all - Let the party begin!

You meet a different class of female at conventions. It breaks the ice about conversation starters - you already know they are into the same thing you are. Genius.

Do you ever have one of those moments in life when things don't go quite to plan and out of nowhere a fairly safe and ordinary situation turns bad very quickly, leaving you in a world if FAIL?

Sometimes when you are taking a photograph the camera records an action event at precisely the right moment and shows the scene in a way that would never be possible to see as it was happening. Awesome.

You know how the rest of the song goes!I love the fact that whenever chicks gather together the temperature begins to soar and even the dullest of parties begins to kick off!

Sometimes it's difficult to make a differentiation between girls in swimwear or underwear, but it's never any real problem for the males of the species because we like looking at them wearing both - So it's a win-win situation.