Skyrim Christmas Lights

As if there wasn't anything more tragic than a grown man spending all his cash on twinkly lights, this guy raises the ante by synchronizing it all to the theme tune from Skyrim. Way to go. Forever alone.

He could have this man flayed alive, set on fire, forced to watch reruns of Sunset Beach or worst of all, made to eat a Pot Noodle. Unfortunately for the victim, this guy has much more fiendish torture in mind.

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

Knock knock jokes aren't usually very funny. This one is no different. Until the nerd on the right starts to adlib about hotdogs, it's about as funny as cancer. Still, however funny he is, he's not gonna get the girl...

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

What a difference a goal makes. All the big names of the game are here, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and…Homer Simpson. It’s probably the only advert some people cream their pants over. AWESOME!!!

It's a sad day when SpongeBob Squarepants and Mickey Mouse are caught on tape beating the hell out of a driver on a road in Russia—they're role models to children, how could they even contemplate doing this? Must be drunk.

As everyone knows, the first casualty of war is cardboard. Well, it is when it’s the main material used for all the artillery and guns in this second world war masterpiece. Prepare yourself for internet awesomeness.

Well, she probably didn't die from it, but that HAD to hurt - FAIL

After Lincoln, Spielberg decided to go a bit more contemporary with his next presidential biopic. And so he turns his directorial skills to Obama, with none other than Daniel Day Lewis playing the prez. True story.

She's half Vietnamese, half French, & all hotness. Those lips could float across the Atlantic. Bee stung? More like inflatables, forget a life raft you just need her with you when your ship sinks.