How To Avoid Getting Hit By A Train

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...

Teaching in the inner city is no mean feat. Not only do you need to wear a bulletproof vest to work, but you have to get the hang of pronouncing some funky names. Funky names like Dee Nice, A.A.Ron. Word.

This is a pretty messed up crash, lucky no one was hurt and the thing didn't explode. But what's more hilarious is one of the comment from one of the rescuers, "Don't worry about that Richard, ring the news room!" Priorities.

Sure, he's got more gold medals than anyone else on earth, but you can't honestly tell me you're surprised that he also does well on grass. I'm sure one day he will eventually find something he's NOT good at.

Look at this goddamn baby eating this watermelon! I think I've just overdosed on cute, I'm gonna have to watch an animal getting mindlessly slaughtered just to get through the rest of the day now.

Now what's the problem here, eh? It's not like she hasn't seen her boyfriend's eel before in the shower, i thought she would heve been used to it by now - Personally i think she is making a mountain out of an eel hill!

Dad's can be pretty laid back with the parenting, casually keeping an eye on the kids from behind the newspaper, but when dads mean business they're a force to be reckoned with, humiliating you for the whole world to see.

Two guys water tubing flip off their tubes but one of them manages to turn it into a win

Incredibly this video is not edited, and that weird noise coming from the cat's mouth that sounds like he's swallowed a few frog for his supper is actually coming from the cat. Go figure.