Web Classic - Knock Knock

Knock knock jokes aren't usually very funny. This one is no different. Until the nerd on the right starts to adlib about hotdogs, it's about as funny as cancer. Still, however funny he is, he's not gonna get the girl...

What can you say about something like this, other than: AWESOME!!! Yeah it uses a felt tip pen, but it's cheaper than cartridges and look how mesmerizing it is. Plus it's got little LEGO men - KEWL!

It appears nature is attempting to accelerate the pace at which it eliminates people who "plank" from the gene pool.

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles.

Aparently this is an excerpt from the ironically titled "Workaholics". I've never seen this show, but judging the show solely on the merits of this clip, this could just be the best show on the planet.

Getting a tramp stamp should be a proud moment, full of joy & smiles - She's screaming because she's having a REALLY good time. Isn't that obvious? I thought chicks were meant to be better at taking pain. FAIL!

I wouldn't have believed this was an actual thing until i saw it. Guys on mountain bikes riding down a ski slope at speeds of up to 124.9kmh. This dude comes 10th out of 139 racers and this is his unedited cam footage.

That's what you get! You don't ever run on a baseball field especially in Fenway Park. Since the lockout happened Patriots players on the on field security.

I love the internet, something weird & wonderful to see every day! This guy's butt has amazing catching skills! However, catching laptops with your butt has to take it's toll after a while.

It's not what's on the outside that counts.. it's what's on the inside - and that's even weirder.. WTF

Behold! The trailer for 1989 movie Moontrap, an alien artifact and bringing it back to earth. But, uh-oh, that alien artifact is an extraterristial war robot and all kinds of shit hits the fan, including the special FX.