Sh#t Macfags Say

Mac fanboys or "Macfags" are possibly the most annoying breed of computer nerd. With aspirations of being cool and a condescending air, they will lecture you about how much better their personal computer is than a PC.

MTV Cribs usually features a tour around a luxurious pad. But not this time a soldier fighting in Helmand Province takes us around his crib—it’s got great views, a 30mm cannon on his ride, and the dirty ground for a bed.

Hmm, A re-invented previously somewhat obscure comic book character doing battle with the quintessential bare handed, ass kicking master.. Sounds like a turkey shoot to us.

Flying a helicopter around near high tension steel cabling probably isn't the best idea this guy has ever had. Still, at least he has people on hand willing to risk life and limb to rescue him. It also makes for a cool video.

This guy brought his breakdance skills to the bowling alley and showed off. Unfortunately, his bowling skills aren't nearly as useful in a dance-off.

This video speaks the truth.. Thank goodness phones now learn words not in their original dictionaries- LOL

The meme of the year (wouldn't you say?) gets a festive makeover and gets sung by a school choir in Superman and Hilary Clinton masks. Bless 'em, bless 'em all with the healing love of Christ and the holy voice of Trololo man!

This crazy woman attempts to rebuke this security guard she thinks is Satan, and calls upon God to smite him. God must be at Rite-Aid because nothing happens to the security guard.

For all the singletons out there, don't fear, you're match is out there. Someone who will match your horrible personality cuss for cuss so you don't have to live alone being all bitter and hateful. You can share the hate.

This girl is like her partner's doll, and their routine is well done. - COOL

As Lincoln famously said, 'A bike divided cannot ride. Also, slavery sucks.'