BMX Crash Splits Bike in Two

As Lincoln famously said, 'A bike divided cannot ride. Also, slavery sucks.'

If you don't already suffer from Swamp Ass, odds are you know someone who does. Nathan Fillion and the guys at Nerd Machine want to help you help stop Swamp Ass from spreading further.

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

She won't touch Harry Ball or is it Harry's balls - Which one is it !?!

Desperate times call for desperate measures, just make sure your buddies are the ones to try them. These Canadian fisherman are not having any luck so they send two men out to try and locate the fish. WTF!?!

All those “facts” you picked up about sex from hanging out in the dark recesses of the internet probably mean most of your ideas are totally wrong. So here to set you right is Dr. Aaron Carroll who busts all those myths wide open.

A stupid ending to a stupid idea.. FAIL-FAIL-FAIL!!!

This is quite possibly one of the craziest proposals ever, and it has all the cliches: It's heartwarming, they see fireworks, and the girl says yes when all signs point to "RUN!"

Having to stop you car because a duck is crossing the road isn't too much of an imposition. Stopping for 55 ducks as they cross the road slowly, in single file is slightly more annoying. WHY U NO FLY, DUCKS!?

Now that he's blown his cover, he'll most likely be waiting for a spaceship to take him home.. LOL

Summer's in full swing, the sun is out beating down on you, you can't be assed to do anything and that includes thinking—but don't worry, you don't have to think, the internet will do all that for you.