Million Dollar Menu

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

This is not a bad idea for house cats who get fat and unhealthy, so they can move their feet—in fact, this is how you could make fat Americans exercise, dangle a hamburger in front of a treadmill.

Simple rule to remember: trains usually win. Luckily, the driver was able to escape unharmed.

Check out the full run of Red Bull/KTM Factory Riders Ryan Dungey and Marvin Musquin going head-to-head on a 1/2 mile rhythm track with no turns at Red Bull Straight Rhythm - 'Bouncy-bouncy'

If you missed the first two installments of Mass Effect or if you just fancy a recap, Dan Bull is here to oblige. Thanks to his lyrical prowess you have no excuses for not being completely up to speed and redy for Mass Effect 3!

Just when you thought it was safe to get exposed to deadly gamma ray radiation again this huge green guy reappears - WOW!

If he was really good, he could sharpen the pencil a little more each time.. COOL

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Murphy will take care of your pride n joy - as long as you don't mind a few extra dings on your return !

That's what you get! You don't ever run on a baseball field especially in Fenway Park. Since the lockout happened Patriots players on the on field security.

What kinda of person has a stripper pole in the middle of their living room? If this is anything to go by, the kind of person who has a full storm trooper outfit hanging in their closet as well. Awesome stuff.