Human Plaything

This girl is like her partner's doll, and their routine is well done. - COOL

When a chick goes for a shower the last thing she's expecting are group of enthusiastic voices urging her to try out the various bathroom implements - Or then again, maybe she is?

An exhaustive list of all the amazing and brand spanking new features that are being hurriedly squeezed into the latest iteration of the world's favorite soccer video game. The ridable horse sounds good, eh?

Simon Pegg is none to happy about his neighbour from “Spaced”, Brian, coming in to tell him that they’ll no longer be able to relieve corporate tension in their office the way they used to. But would you be happy?

Sick of party guests gawping at your furry crevice? Want to fill in that unsightly bumcrack with something a little more visually appealing? Well, now you can thanks to new Crack Spackle. Awesome.

Ever wondered what the doc does with the starter pokemon that nobody picks? You probably haven't have you? Well Dorkly has, they've made a video about it and it's going to tug at your heartstrings.

This occurs around towns and cities all over the planet every Friday and Saturday night, so much that the streets run yellow with rivers of urine. But it’s not always about just finding a secluded alley and letting it flow forth

I imagine this is exactly what the Super Best Friends would have been like in their twilight years. Mind you, If I was Batman I would have ditched Robin a long, long time ago. That dude is so goddamn lame.

One of the benefits of watching this is you'll learn a new phrase, or maybe a few. But the phrase that makes it all worthwhile is: snatch flaps. That's right, snatch flaps. Try & drop it into every conversation you have today?

So your son’s on Xbox Live and you want him to come down and eat his dinner, but we all know it’s not as easy as just asking. As a responsible adult the best thing you can do is to shriek at him as loud as possible. Win.

Working on Wallstreet. It's like working at an all you can exploit buffet. Still at least they occasionally get a reality check when a little girl with a mic offers them a napkin to wipe the blood from their hands.