FIFA 13 Trailer

An exhaustive list of all the amazing and brand spanking new features that are being hurriedly squeezed into the latest iteration of the world's favorite soccer video game. The ridable horse sounds good, eh?

An abandoned, poorly dog, living on a trash pile and covered in mange and parasites, suffering from malnutrition and in a terrible state is rescued, nurtured back to health. *sniff*

The first kid may be good at looking like he can slam dunk, but the kid out of camera range obviously has the best aim. LOL

Remember the skateboard scene from Back to the Future where Marty punches Biff in the face and then invents skateboarding? Well this guy’s added an a capella multitrack to it and you’ll want to go watch the whole film.

A very hot Mom plays Rockband naked while her kids run around the room. I'm going to file this one under FAIL, but I think I'm in love.

We’ve all got a funny peeing story, right? Like that time you peed in your cupboard in the middle of the night thinking it was a urinal. Or on an airplane because you’re Gerard Depardieu and you don’t give a fuck.

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Carrie Manolakos covers a classic Radiohead tune. It's videos like this that make me wish more web flash players came with repeat buttons. Seriously, I could listen to this all day and not get bored.

I don't think it matters if you haven't watched the first two. It moves at a lightning fast paced and plays fast and loose with the coherence of it's narative so buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

There have been a few really good lax videos of late (that's probably because NO ONE knows wtf this sport is?). Keep em coming guys, they are pretty impressive. This one occurred during the Maryland vs North Carolina game.