Scumbag Santa

Now this is the kind of job i would really aspire to getting, but i think i'd have to gain some sort of troll-like status first. Yeah, yeah, we all know that kids love him, but is he worthy of their praise or a total D-bag?

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

You so cray-cray. If there was one picture that summarised internet weirdos it would be a tie between this and that fat guy dressed up like TRON.

Errr'm, i can't be sure but i think that there is some sort of subliminal message being promoted here, either that or this chick has some very unusual make-up techniques?

A new magazine for women, that is totally not like all those over magazines that go on about boyfriends and your insecurities and loads of other rubbish that turns you into a gibbering tard. Oh wait, yes it is.

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.

Wow, the view of the lake from the roof really is rather nice, in fact i could probably sit up here all day and watch this vision and feel completely satiated.

As if the great big cuddly pandas weren't daft enough, the female armour sets in the new World Of Warcraft expansion promise to be utterly ridiculous. Still, at least you'll have something to gawp at.

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

Now how fast could that kid have possibly been going.. -LOL