Ninjabread Men!

Only the coolest damn cookie to ever grace your oven! Watch out pirate muffins, these guys mean business!

I'm so jealous, think how awesome it would be to have a sweet goat buddy like that?! But it looks pretty fake to me, unless the goat has it's legs tied together?

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!

What makes Papa Smurf happy? Smurfettes of course! Just present him with an innocent little Smurf chick and you'll see a wicked grin develop on his face before you can say "Run girl....RUN!!!"

You probably thought that "got ya nose" was funny. He didn't think so. He didn't think so at all and he wants that sh#t back, pronto. Be afraid.

Get ready for some total troll genius, a foolproof way to get a girl and live happily ever after - it's also 4chan advice that doesn't end in rape. I am impressed!

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

He should have stuck to chasing the Vagenas instead, then he might have had a better chance!

Looking out of your bedroom window at night and seeing a snowman might not be such a big deal, but you might want to re-evaluate your reasoning if you happen to sleep on the 2nd floor - WTF!?!

Now this is the kind of job i would really aspire to getting, but i think i'd have to gain some sort of troll-like status first. Yeah, yeah, we all know that kids love him, but is he worthy of their praise or a total D-bag?

Now how fast could that kid have possibly been going.. -LOL