More Sports Sexual Innuendo!

He should have stuck to chasing the Vagenas instead, then he might have had a better chance!

Once you can take your eyes off the cute chick in the forground you will notice that all is not as it seems on this subway carriage. Yep, you got it, thats dude's tie is totally clashing with his coat. Uggh.

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

Whatever your career job there is no way you will attain such on-the-job satisfaction as this dude. As soon as this dude retires I'm getting an application sent through right away!

I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

You know all those total loser dweeboids who update their Facebook status on a Friday night and stuff. What wastes of space, right? Well, you know how someone would know that right? Loser.

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.

It's best to do the honorable thing & help this hapless chick out - TAKE the photo, post it on the internet, get it seen by millions.....then tell her about the thong on her head!

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

This applies to the olympic football, but also to football in general, especially if you're not really a fan. To some of us it's the most tedious game ever invented.