If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

Sometimes the color of your hair is a sterotype curse. Instead of laughing, her father should show her some love. That's how you keep her from wrapping herself around poles the way she got wrapped around this tree.

You never know when you are going to swim in the icy waters of Cape Wrath, Scotland and have no clothes. Happens all the time to Bear Grylls, so he finds the remains of a seal carcass and fashions a wetsuit from its blubbery hide.

The modern Ikea-born meatball-consuming vikings now unleash high octane phone racing upon us !

Everyone in the whole entertainment industry knows that when Peter Serafinowicz slaps you, you take it. This is like rule No.1. You just don’t mess with an acting giant like him. WTF!?!

BirGirPall brings his distinct brand of digital insanity to the GTA Horse Mod in order to tell the touching tale of Poonikins the Magical Warrior Princess. Sit back, get comfy and enjoy a tale as old as time...

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

If you're old enough to remember Tony Hart's Hart Beat then you may get a kick out of this. A rare insight into the man's mischevious streak that was left on the cutting room floor, until now. LOLz.

Check out this years CamGirls Valentine megamix featuring some of the hottest camgirls online. Good Lord where do they find so many incredible babes?

I wonder if that kid's name is Wilson because that ball seemed to have his name all over it.

Mixed Martial Arts fighter knocks himself out with a body slam - Total genius!