Poonikins: Magic Warrior Princess

BirGirPall brings his distinct brand of digital insanity to the GTA Horse Mod in order to tell the touching tale of Poonikins the Magical Warrior Princess. Sit back, get comfy and enjoy a tale as old as time...

Don’t worry if you’ve not been keeping up with what the idiots of the world are up to, this compilation’s got you covered. From the ridiculously stupid to the stupidly ridiculous, all varieties of fail are here.

The squeaky of voice, golden of balls one shows off his skills with a ball while on a beach in California. What. Ever. It looks about as real as a dodo riding a unicorn through the magical world of Oz.

Watch with depressing sadness as poor Eileen, who just wanted to show off her new perm, is instead ridiculed by her supposed class mates by calling her a — wait for it — black person, who’s then so insulted she can barely live.

Back in the 19th century, this is the sort of thing they called entertainment, but unknowingly they were fuelling the nightmares of children, and adults, for generations to come. Kill it. With fire. From space.

If you're one of those people who reckon that The Hobbit looks like a great steaming pile of tedium, how about this instead? It's what would happen if it was crossbred with The Office. Genius.

What a hero this girl is, with her crazy leg moves which manage to save this capsized boat from sinking to the bottom never to be seen again—so hats off to her, you wouldn't want to play her at Dance Dance Revolution though.

This guy was spotted in Paris trying to make ends meet by showing off his mad skillz with fans, balls and an unlit fire staff. It's a good job the fire staff wasn't lit or he might have burned some of the onlookers that weren't there...

Sometimes it's a good idea to evaluate the potential outcome carnage of FAIL before attempting anything. This guy slips while hanging upside down on a swing set and is knocked out cold.

Most us conduct our love lives through a laptop, but when your computer crashes so can your relationship. Which is why you need these guys, traveling around replacing hard drives with pimped up solid-state drives.

Just because the sport was invented in America doesn't mean that the Japanese won't become totally kick-ass at it. They're Asians, if there's one thing they're good at it's being good at everything!