Blonde Chick Zipline Fail

Sometimes the color of your hair is a sterotype curse. Instead of laughing, her father should show her some love. That's how you keep her from wrapping herself around poles the way she got wrapped around this tree.

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

What the ideal body image is in the second decade of the 21st century, might have been seen as hideous 400 years ago. Models of all different body types show how the standard of beauty for women has changed.

Spock’s always looking in that goddamn scanner, the man’s obsessed with it. But it’s because it’s how he accesses his Facebook profile, so he’s always checking for updates.

This same cup once fed 5,000 Seahawks fans with just five pretzels and two chicken wings. True story!

It takes a pretty big leap of faith to say that these butthorns couldn't see this coming. Good thing no one was hurt.

This little firecracker is never one to go halfway when it comes to producing seriously hot webcam videos, this time around is no different... HOTTIE!!

The classic buttered floor prank gets remixed in the shower with absolutely first-rate faceplant results. Well done.

Express face-to-bumper shipping is free of charge with this guy's company. It's a fail he won't forget for a long time!

He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has the unusual superpower of being able to completely blow the minds of Japanese kids by merely uttering a few choice words. These toys should come with warning labels & ear defenders.

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing.