Facebook Privacy: A New Approach

Posts on Facebook ruining your life? The solution? Post more. And more. Post all the time every day, all year until you post so much you’ve not seen daylight in eons and you look like Howard Hughes’s toe nails at his most reclusive.

Sometimes things don't quite go to plan. Or maybe they do? I wonder if he was figuring out a way to rapidly deploy balls to his face? Another item checked off his bucket list.

Everyone's favourite she-nerd has something she want's to admit to. Yes, using her own hard-earned money she bought herself a shake weight. She's got the action down perfectly and can't leave it alone!

Super Hot Delilah is inviting you into her bed, if you need more than one invitation before you take that offer I've got some bad news for you fella!

Pity this poor dog owner, he comes home to find that his dog has pooped and instead of cleaning it up his roomba has spread it all across his living room, stinking the place up and leaving him with a nasty mess.

Well? Is it? No. But that doesn't mean that this ... bizarre ... attempt at cinema doesn't raise some interesting questions. Questions that might actually make you sleep better in your bed at night. Be (not) afraid.

If you get vertigo real bad then you probably shouldn't be watching this video. This dude has climbed to the very top of the Kotelnicheskaya Embankment Building, 176 m / 577 ft straight down. Scary.

The unspoken truth in his post-wreck-inventory was that, yes, he'd eliminated his balls. Time to witness FAIL at it's most painful!

A hole in one is a pretty impressive achievement as it is. This dude manages it after skipping the ball all the way across a pond. You can tell how much of a badass he is by the crowd reaction.

This is the greatest Justin Bieber jukebox ever created. Fingers crossed it's also the only Justin Bieber jukebox ever created. If so, then the world will be safe from that musical menace. For now...

I'd rather bury my face in his dog's tits, personally. It's not trying quite so hard and has three times as many nips. Nah, she's alright really. I bet you any money this ad was paid for by the kid in it.