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I'd rather bury my face in his dog's tits, personally. It's not trying quite so hard and has three times as many nips. Nah, she's alright really. I bet you any money this ad was paid for by the kid in it.

Beers filling up through the bottom of the glass, what is WRONG with this picture, could it be real or maybe i've drunk one cold brew too many - WEIRD!

Will the Nosepod become the hottest new gift of the 2009 Christmas shopping season? No one nose for sure.

There are more of these videos cropping up every minute. This is one of the better ones. It has nothing to do with stuff that chicks say and instead lists thinks that nobody on the planet says. EVER.

This is Smokey Nagata.. Owner and proprietor of Top Secret Tuning factory in Chiba, Japan. This is his V12 Twin Turbo 950Horsepower Supra. Now you know why he's called Smokey - OMFG!!!

WINNING!!! We’re all winning now because the internet is full to the brim with Charlie Sheen winning and snorting 7 gram rocks up his eyeballs. You can’t search for a cat video or some pr0n without Charlie rearing his manic head.

Ok, not sure if you can call a chick 'Awesome', but that word pops into my head whenever i see her - WOW!

Japan’s population could shrink by a third in 40 years because they’re not having enough bambinos—and who’s to blame? Why, the nerds of course and their virtual girlfriends.

This dude decided to take his GoPro camera out with him on maneuvers and film the whole thing. If you didn't want to ride in a fighter jet before watching this, then you probably will afterwards.

Answers on a postcard please. I seriously have no idea what on earth is going on here, but it has totally made my day. I kinda wish there was more to it, maybe some other animals tagging onto the end or something.

It's not cool to push girls, but i reckon you ok if we give you a pass this one time if this is your girlfriend, because she is truly insane. Remember, forever alone > crazy girlfriend. Tough choice, but worth it.