Egg Launch FAIL!

Kid tries to launch an egg using his skateboard but his face blocks the takeoff, it's almost the perfect literal example of getting egg on your face - LMAO!

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

A rock slide filled with large boulders completely covers a road yet this driver doesn't seem to notice and slams into it at full speed.

This guy is big and scary. One of his moobs weighs more than my entire family, but that doesn't mean he'd be impossible to beat. The most important rule of boxing is to keep your guard up. Unless you're Muhammad Ali...

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

Be warned, even if you're not afraid of heights you'll probably have an anxiety attack after watching these people dangle precariously off the edge of very high places like complete insaniac monsters.

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

No other medium has the creative possibilities and imaginative potential of video games — right now we're seeing new generations of game designers ripping up the rule book.

Cute little kid picked up a word she heard Mom yell one day and now it's her favorite word. This is a clip of her using that word to tell Dad she doesn't want to eat any more dinner.

I'm sure that this was much better than whatever the crowd actually paid to see.

These chicks are busy working when suddenly from the second floor some dude falls through the ceiling and crashes onto their desks.