Dirty Dancing Moves with a Gator

An alligator whisperer casually plucks a gator out of the water and lifts it above his head - in a scene reminiscent of Dirty Dancing. Tour guide Lance Lacrosse, 29, was recorded performing the stunt in a swamp in Louisiana.

Thanks to the cat's introduction of a force field, this is now the most one-sided fight since Ellin vs Tiger Woods (allegedly).

As if there weren’t already enough videos of people showing off their acrobatic expertise, here’s another. These two guys are pretty awesome though and have included all their bloopers at the end.

I'm not great at math but I can tell the product of that equation will be AWESOMENESS. The stretchiness of a prophylactic versus the raw power of a mentos and coca cola explosion. Which will win? Place your bets now!

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

The band has a strict "No Groupies" policy, but that's mainly because this guy is the only one interested in the job.

Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.

He might look like a fearsome predator, but this reptile is so soft that he can barely even win a battle against a pre-peeled grape. It's kinda disappointing, but in a highly amusing way.

Politics is weird. Sarah Silverman’s put herself on the line and said she’ll scissor 78 year old Sheldon Adelson until he jizzes if he gives his money to Obama instead of Romney. God bless her.

If you are ever gonna throw a batchelor party then this is the kinda girl you need to entertain you - WTF?

A 90s boy band dance routine, nipple tassels and even a Navy Seals balancing act.