The Onion Looks Back at 'The Sound of Music'

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

Some good advice about how to get drunk in the wild. These animals know what's up, they live in paradise and get drunk all the time. It's surprising just how similar we are to wild animals isn't it.

This chick is trying to look sexy for the camera but loses her balance and falls off the top of the boat - It's a classic hawt FAIL!

Weddings, most definitely a time for happiness, a time for friends and family to share in the joy of union between to people. A time for photographers to scrap like hungry dogs. Awesome.

If the rapture had actually happened, maybe things wouldn't have been so bad? We'd have got rid of Harold Camping for sure. And with a bit of luck the Westborough baptists would have gone too, on a technicality!

We all need a sofa to sleep on at some point, somewhere for the night – But just remember there’s a chance that homicidal clown will stalk you, especially if you turn off the TV.

It's unclear why he's not wearing any pants but I think it's safe to say that the sheer amount of alcohol coursing through his veins has something to do with it. Anyway, he does a great spidey impression and a fine demolition job.

No need to go searching the internets for the hawtest camgirls because they're all here in this neat little package, so just sit back and enjoy this compilation of stunning awesomeness!

Even without great big flappy hands, you can still play his music, but only with a bit of help from a friend. Preferably one who's got a good sense of timing and some woodwork skills. Great performance.

Russian singer Philipp Kirkorov smacks a woman in the face after receiving flowers from several other women in the audience. She must not have read the fine print on the ticket: Gifts or KTFO.

If you haven't experience the enigma known as Karl Pilkington, allow me to introduce you. Karl, this is the viewer, viewer, this is Karl - He has a head like a f#cking orange. Also, he's a total idiot.