Cartman Impression

This guy does a seriously good Eric Cartman impression. To prove it he goes retro and sings the Kyle's Mom's A B#tch song from the Southpark movie. Anyone can do a Kenny impression but Cartman is much harder to master.

A guy had a bit of a tickle in his ear, so he took a trip to the doctor to see what it was and HOLY CRAP WHY LORD, WHY?! This is possible the most horrible and most disgusting thing you could ever find in your ear.

This is a pretty messed up crash, lucky no one was hurt and the thing didn't explode. But what's more hilarious is one of the comment from one of the rescuers, "Don't worry about that Richard, ring the news room!" Priorities.

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

Kid kicks ball, kid fails, so what? The subtle difference here is that he is slightly porky. If the internet has managed to show us one thing over the years it's that fat people falling over is very, VERY funny.

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

Most us conduct our love lives through a laptop, but when your computer crashes so can your relationship. Which is why you need these guys, traveling around replacing hard drives with pimped up solid-state drives.

NEVER be fooled by an invitation like this. These are ninjas, so the best thing you could do is get on the hotline to Chuck Norris or fall into the foetal position and cry.

American television host Howie Mandel (Deal or No Deal, America’s Got Talent) went away to New York, so YouTube prankster Roman Atwood played a prank on him.

You're just unboxing your new Central Station monitor--then BAM!--the machine uprising slaps you in the face. Next we're being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on.

Outstanding webcam hottie Wanda lights up your day as she shows off that incredible body of hers in a sexy little plaid outfit.