Dare To Fight!?

NEVER be fooled by an invitation like this. These are ninjas, so the best thing you could do is get on the hotline to Chuck Norris or fall into the foetal position and cry.

It's not often you'll hear a rap about playing the race card so make the most of it. Doc brown does an excellent job of mocking frivolous playing of the race card in this spot on Russel Howard's Good News.

Ever wanted to be reincarnated as a hula hoop? It probably sounds like a stupid question and until I saw this video I would have agreed. Jebus, if you're listening, turn me into a hula hoop!

What happened Justin? Where are you in our hour of need? Where’s sexy? Is it not being brought back? Where have you taken it? And Why? Just come back to doing what you do best. Please!

Look at those lovely long dark flowing locks, tell me you wouldn't hike across mountains made of rotting cat shit & rivers of streaming tramps' urine to lick her elbow. HUBBA!

Chicks and balls, it kinda goes together quite well! Lauren Young looks amazing in this video clip for Jacques Magazine. This is the first time in my life I wish I was bowling in her league!

Painting on water might sound impossible, but using the right paints and brushes this guy manages it. It takes an specific technique and probably a lot of practice, but it's worth it for painting at the end.

As much as I don't like cats, if you're a badass pitbull and your wearing a stupid sweater like this then you really deserve to get your butt kicked. Proof that cute and furry things can be as mean as hell!

A chick does a psychic drawing of her guest on live TV and it looks like she had something else on her mind besides the guys face.

Slow mo never looked so good!! This has got to be the start of something new!

The rules of Tumblr are pretty inconsequential, who cares about those boring rules. It's all about the cute chick, if she was a 40 year old man with sweat patches on his crotch, we wouldn't be watching this, would we?