Bird Poops In Reporter's Mouth

The reporter was making an argument against the local finches, and one finch's rebuttal dripped right in the reporter's mouth.

Leaping gracefully from a jetty onto your neon blue lit yacht would look pretty sweet. Unfortunately for this guy, that's not what's about to happen. He's about to attempt it, but it won't be graceful...

Sometimes you have to treat your instruments with respect, whether they are attached to you or you play them. This was instant karma for the torture he put the guitar through.

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...

Stacking it and planting yourself firmly on your face sucks. The only thing that can make this painful humiliation any worse is the addition of a mouthful of sand to the equation. Unlucky, guys.

Dad and Granddad team up to launch junior into a ceiling fan. I have seen advertisements for the pillow he lands on, I think he would of been better off just hitting the floor.

If only Dylan was still out in the field this arm wrestle would be over in a matter of seconds, but the CIA's got him pushing too many pencils to the limit?. Dutch has picked an easy target.

The fact he's a dude is FAIL from the word go, but another tip is when attempting to swing round a pole to impress your friends, it's always best to test the durability of the pole first.

Even if you are a die-hard Floyd fan i can guarantee you will not be able to supress a smile when you watch this - I don’t quite remember this Pink Floyd track, or Nick Mason’s drumming sounding that avant garde?

Who's going to win? Well when they're flying out of two guys' mouths then probably the words. These two might want to take a closer look at their diet, whatever they're eating is causing some strange symptoms.

Just when you thought it was safe to get exposed to deadly gamma ray radiation again this huge green guy reappears - WOW!