Men Are Dogs

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...

Marching bands are a staple of every school, but as incredible as they can be they can also be full of fail, so here's a compilation of those moments when a marching band becomes a marching fail.

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really!

Is it me or is modern technology getting waaay too intrusive - WTF?

You know the score, a cute chick who's had one too many to drink - Time to move in and ask her to dance, just don't make it anything too complicated - OUCH!

She's an ultra babe and all she has on to cover her ultra body, is some electrical tape and it doesn't hide too much.

What it lacks in complexity it more than makes up for with efficacy. All it requires is a cherry bomb and a box of matches and a mate who can take a joke and (if possible) has a spare pair of underpants.

I dont know whether this cat has been taught how to do this by its owner or just figured it out on its own. Either way its a pretty damn impressive trick.

Katy Perry straddles a stripper pole as she transforms into a villainous Egyptian queen for the Dark Horse music video, where she kills at least two men using magical powers—all set in Memphis, Egypt a long time ago.

I’m not really sure what any of this lot is but it looks tiny and it makes my skin crawl. I’m going to go out on a limb and say it though; more music videos should make use of microscopes. There. It’s out there now.