Male Pole Dance Fail

The fact he's a dude is FAIL from the word go, but another tip is when attempting to swing round a pole to impress your friends, it's always best to test the durability of the pole first.

There's a lot of weird stuff on the internet and you either love it or you don't. Frankly though, if you can't find it in your heart to love a cute little chipmunk in a tutu dancing to ballet music, you're broken.

After sitting through all the previous Resident Evil movies these three gents finally have their collective will broken by the fourth film's climactic crescendo. This should totally be a commentary track on the DVD...

You may never have heard of Buugeng, but it's pretty intriguing. In this clip Gustavo Ollitta manipulates S-staffs (buugengs) and triple buugengs very skillfully. The illusion brought by the pieces is fantastic, almost magical.

Looks like he's bitten off way more than he can chew. Considering how badly this goes, do you think he practiced this ever before? Well he has certainly got me psyched on martial arts so I'd better be off down to the Dojo......

This super nerd brings together a levitating superconductor and a bewildering Möbius strip made from over 2,000 magnets which allows it to seemingly float both above and below the track. It’s witchcraft.

So lets see if I got this straight. The US showed up but were late, England is left to fight Germany, and the French surrendered. Is this the World Cup or are we doing World War II again?

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

No wonder she gets a round of applause at the end, as she performs an elaborate balancing act in an attempt to fight off the inevitable & stop herself from taking a tumble. Sometimes it's best to just let gravity do its thing.

This dude is insane times infinity. On the highway, traveling at over 45mph, he rides underneath a tractor in order to pass it. I'd hate to be a passenger on that ride :(