Ballet Chipmunk

There's a lot of weird stuff on the internet and you either love it or you don't. Frankly though, if you can't find it in your heart to love a cute little chipmunk in a tutu dancing to ballet music, you're broken.

With the music industry overrun with 6-pack sporting, vain, talentless douche-muppets, it’s good to get a perspective on it all before we all lose our minds and start listening to Vanilla Ice again!

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really!

Apparently it's illegal to do a super sweet backflip now? Sure, he should have realised standing on a cop car would get him arrested, but the cops could have at least congratulated him on such a sweet move before they cuffed him.

You'd think that with all the crazy impressive skills this guy has that he would be able to afford to buy himself a slightly larger bicycle? Still, maybe children's bikes are all the rage where he's from...

You'd be hungry, too, if you'd been subsisting on a rice-based diet.

With big responsibility comes BIG FAIL!, it's a law of the universe that cannot be changed - This is why you park your ride yourself instead of shelling out for the valet.

You can't tell that it's a female driver pulling into this parking spot until she takes out the building door and crashes into the other parked cars. How do we know its a women? Well, females will do anything to get noticed!

What's he doing wasting his time playing baseball in the major leagues? With skillz like that he could be in the circus, ok, so he'd be poor, but he'd be entertaining little kids! I bet he's total crap at baseball anyway!

Celebs hate people being mean to them. If you're going to tell Larry David to shut the eff-up, then you are a braver man than most—just hope you don't bump into him in the street.

This World Cup tops them all it's gonna need some really big Mike Myers-esque karma to bag it !