Best Of "I Don't Even"

The second of BirGirPall's commemorative video, this being the one that features the voice talent of the man himself and his friends as they teamkill, troll and confuse other players in Battlefield 3.

Normally I'd mock this guy for calling what he does 'parkour' but he's from the Isle of Man so I think the fact that he's up to something vaguely cool should be encouraged, even if he's calling it by the wrong name...

I don't think that's how you're supposed to play them.. LOL

Watch out! It's Spongebob's DARK side.. LOL

If only all animals arguing with each other could look this cute, especially us humans who have a tendency to look super uncute when we're throwing our toys out of the pram and flying off the handle with rage.

So there I was outside the British seat of power, when I heard the roar of a Formula One motor. No? It can't be! Holy crap I thought, & there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square. WTF!?

So it turns out of you place a cucumber behind your cat while it's eating, you get a very dramatic reaction.

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

As boyfriends go, this guy has raised the bar somewhat and all any man can do is follow in his hobbit-footed path. He relentlessly torments his long-suffering girlfriend with a barrage of LOTR quotes.

Do you know how hard it is to party AND train at the same time? Ron Allen does, and he’ll start you off with a few fruity squeezes, get your shirt off and then he’ll show you just how fast he can remove his underpants. What a guy.

Looks like Mom is in a bad mood today. This baby elephant brushes up against her leg and she gives him a swift kick down the side of a hill. Just remember lady that an elephant never forgets and will probably come and sit on you when it grows up!