Mad Cow

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

The awesome Russian dude who loves shooting guns and being all crazy with firearms uses a machine gun so big it has a seat on it. And he uses it to blow the crap out of a mannequin. Where does he get these wonderful toys?

It's very rare that you'll let slip an air biscuit and not realise it was you. With this cute little dog it happens every single time it's master pushes the button on their fart machine. He definitely heard himself fart, but didn't feel a thing. How stran

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.

Watch as Photoshop transforms her from ordinary woman to the unobtainable beauty ideal the media demands in this revealing clip. So yeah, fake, you can tell by the pixels.

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this.

This entire video is in Italian, but don't let that worry you as Italian magician Milleaccendini pushes the coke and mentos trick to crazy levels by adding Nutella into the mix and then getting insanely excited about it all.

If you didn't watch the synchronized swimming events during the Olympics, you missed a treat. Not only were they hotter than the female volleyballers, but they were freaking hilarious to watch as well. Best. Sport. Ever.

This is the exact opposite of the Worst Shopping Run Ever. He's so excited. I hope no one bursts his bubble and tells him that everyone gets to join the store's rewards club.

Fast food is pretty damn fast but could it be faster? Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it's absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. Glorious.

She looks too damn hot as she dances seductively in her bedroom, it is enough to make your mouth water - And lets not even mention the stunning lingerie she has on !