Bantum Ditch Days

Apparently this is an advert for skateboards. Big round perky ones that you just wanna give a cheeky little slap. Sorry. Got sidetracked. Anyway, this is an advert for skateboards. "Bantum Rears". Or something like that.

LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem was catchy but this track is way more awesome. There aren't many songs that would make me happily watch a dude gyrating in a sequined speedo, so if nothing else it's definitely unique.

The boys from Valve have added a whole new team to Team Fortress 2. Where there was once just Red and Blu, there is now Red, Blu and Mech. A team comprised of nuts, bolts and microchips is challenging. Will you accept the call?

"Look, guys, relax. I just want to hang out and chill. I mean, yeah, I am probably going to eat you, but that's way later."

At first glance it looks like this guy has just filled himself up with synthol to the point where he looks like a big wobbly waterbomb. on closer inspection though, it actually looks like muscle. Either way, dude is a freak.

NEVER be fooled by an invitation like this. These are ninjas, so the best thing you could do is get on the hotline to Chuck Norris or fall into the foetal position and cry.

This guy must be a pro at pissing people off.. because his techniques reallly work. LOL

This Russian woman absolutely destroys a liquor aisle in San Francisco. Look, lady. It's the law. When you're buying booze, they get to ask you what your age is, OK?

You, too, can help prevent party fouls by performing this simple test on your friends. If you think about it you are actually doing them a favour by not letting them operate heavy machinery or drive a car. RIGHT!

Sometimes you just kinda forget what you are doing and get sleepy - This dude manages to curl two large stone blocks once then decides to take a nap. WTF!?

You are in for a treat with this video, three curvaceous honeys shuffle their buxom butts in a wobbly dance routine that will be a sight for those sore eyes. And when they dance the earth moves.