Party Sobriety FAIL

You, too, can help prevent party fouls by performing this simple test on your friends. If you think about it you are actually doing them a favour by not letting them operate heavy machinery or drive a car. RIGHT!

Jim Jefferies gets real for a moment and talks to his audience about depression and his struggle with it. Then he goes on to remind us that depression is a western problem. Depressing stuff.

You should never mess with sleeping people.. EVER - ROFL!!!

Somebody call up Cirque de Soleil...we have the headliner for their next tour right here.

You know, not everything that's small is a disappointment. Sometimes small can be beautiful and, contrary to what all those girls tell you, could even get you laid. Like nanotechnology for instance.

Another example of how cats are evolving to one day (soon) take over control of the planet and make us their slaves. The only weapon we have against this apocolypse is a laser pointer, gets them every time.

So there’s no pretext to this being anything other than a place where you can act out all your psychopathic tendencies in the safety of a pixelated world. And partake in the odd yoga session too.

If you breath oxygen, then you need to see this documentary. Because who doesn’t love that little furry red freak that enriched our little lives when we were knee high to a grasshopper and the world was one big playground.

Sometimes the age gap really sucks. These old guys can probably dance better than you. So don't bother watching this and throw yourself off the highest thing you can find instead.

If you own a pug you probably have a lot of fun dressing it up and laughing right into it's ridiculous deformed face as it's tear filled eyes scream "kill me". That's what they for. Here's another awesome outfit for your amusement.

This woman goes ballistic and starts handing out Big Smacks when she's unable to get Chicken McNuggets at 6 AM. The employee should have handled this by saying 'Next window, please.'