A Harsh Lesson

Leaning about kickback from firing a weapon is something you generally only ever need to learn once. If you've felt the full force of a gun to the eye, you may still have the scars to prove it...

I'm sure Ripley believed what Newt told her but i hate to say it kid but you are WRONG! Sometimes they come during the day and take a seat so near to you that they could steal your hotdog!

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

As the Republican vs. Democrat race starts to take shape, how are we going to measure who is the best political party to lead the nation to triumph? Well, a competitive eating competition would be a good start.

I've seen stones being stacked up and balanced on one another, but coke cans? that's definitely new. I wouldn't be surprised if this was fake. I couldn't recreate it, at least not without spilling coke all over my desk...

Yeah, Ariel was kinda cray-cray. If I was in his shoes I would have ran a mile. unless she was one of those fish parts on top, lady parts on bottom mermaids...

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

She's the adult entertainer who's been banged more times than a Mongolian battle drum. Who's eaten more meat than Fatty Arbuckle. But she's tried to reach over to the cultured side and act in art movies. So, you mad?

Only joking. You look like you're breaking out in rainbow acne. Looks like a clown finished up on your face. Christ, as if doing this to yourself wasn't bad enough now you take pictures of it? Not cool. Not cool at all.

Probably the most honest review that this film will ever get. It's not often that chick flicks get reviews that are aimed at the poor suckers getting dragged along to see them so don't get used to it...