107 Year Old Virgin!

Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!

Well, I suppose this isn't REALLY giving the finger.. but it's still flipping someone off.

If the zoo you're visitng claims to have a tiger but all it has is one of these, you should totally go and get your money back. That's false advertising, that is.

I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!

No pet enjoys having to wear the "cone of shame", but mockery clearly isn't going to help. Still, if I had to wear one of these I'm sure I'd get mocked too.

Oh the sheer joy of a new life coming into this world, it's overwhelming isn't it. A little miracle, I bet you can't wait to craddle it in your arms. It's just so...Oh hang I think I just got a text from my BFF...

Because everyone would look so much cooler if they were played by Nick Cage. even run of the mill techno heads like Skillex. Long live Nick Cage!

I heard this guy likes bling so he got some bling on his bling. They say a man can have all the bling that money can buy, but is he happy? Well, this guy certainly looks it, so yeah, he is.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

Even eldritch witch-kings need to poop every once in a while. Not something you'll see in the films, but it had to happen at some point, right?

Obama has a very weird effect on teenage girls - WTF !?!