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Days In A Row You Can Wear The Same Thing
I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!
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Guess what's on special tonight!? Don't get your hopes up though, this is probably the most depressing bar in the northern hemisphere. Nothing is on special. You are not special, in fact, we hate you. Get out, you're barred.
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When your hair becomes a bird it's time to seriously re-evaluate your current 'do'. If all else fails, reach for the clippers and shave it all off. It's for the best.
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He's an odd looking fella, but one that you can definitely pick out of a crowd. Even more so now that he's styling himself after Vanilla Ice...
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This is just like Inception, but with a focus on urine instead of, you know, that other stuff. Just think of it as Pee-ception. And thank God, there's no annoying bit about a dead wife, or kids, or Leonardo, etc.
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At long last, the time has come to start using those corny one-liners again. this time you can deliver the final punchline if it goes wrong - GENIUS!
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Just because you're always farting, it doesn't mean that your urine can substitute gas.
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He should have stuck to chasing the Vagenas instead, then he might have had a better chance!
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I really hope he does go bald, and soon. It's no more than that Donny Osmond looking douchenozzle crooner deserves. LOL J/K, I love him. Got all his albums. <3
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You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(
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The humble Lada is such a shady automobile, so steeped in negative infamy that not even the crash test dummies want to be caught in the drivers seat.
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