Zombie-X AK

If there's one thing you REALLY want to be prepared for it's the zombie apocalypse. It's definitely coming, it's just a matter of timing and whether or not you have got the appropriate tools for the job...

Respect to the chefs cos cooking noodles really can be an elaborate job !

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Signed up for your iPhone 5 yet? No? What’s wrong with you? Maybe this super-banned (that’s, like, much more banned than a normal ban) promo will get your juices flowing enough for you to spend you hard earned cash.

If you've taken the day off work with the 'flu' to get some skyrimming done, it advisable to warm up first. This guy is demonstrating the recommended way to warm up - The Skyrim Dance!

A mashup of the flame haired 1940's icon and some flare sporting 1970s cheese. Like the Daft Punk charleston video, these two fit together so well that you'd swear it wasn't even a mashup at all.

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

This nun's sure got some nice legs and she knows how to use them! - Watch out Whoopi - there's a new sister in town!!

If you're a fan of street skating then you won't find much more street than this. He's skating his skateboard along streets. That's the definition of street skating, right? Good. I thought so.

Dropping a stinking in the UK would lead to some disparaging glances, but most people would be too polite to confront you. Not in the 'hood. Down there they'll tell you just exactly how nasty they think you are. Too right.

Here is the proof..