You Find Yourself In A Room Game

You've probably played a text adventure game before, but not one like this. This is the world's only self aware text adventure game. It knows what it is, it knows what you are. Also it hates you and everything about you. Enjoy!

Classic gameplay that will have you pulling your hair out in frustration in record time !

It's as ugly as sin and the game is as simple as they get but if you don't find yourself getting overwhelmed on level 6 or 7 and then swearing a blood oath to beat the game like a one legged ginger stepchild, you just not human.

Click as many times as you can on as many of the targets as you can and don't stop until you have crippling repetitive strain injury. Now repeat that until you make it onto the highscore tables. Good luck!

Now here's a cute little game that even if you are crap at you will win (see what i did there?) Fly around the crowded beach, eat fries & bomb sunbathers with your guano cargo !

The worlds unluckiest crow is back for a third time, bracing himself for a frustrating trip through the bowels of hades. Negotiating deadly machinery & cunning traps while making sure to collect the keys and touch nothing!

The third game in the series and it's more of the same head scratching block puzzles. Simply disrupt the equilibrium and set the blocks tumbling off the edge of the screen to win. The more blocks the better!

In an effort to make the most simple, minimalist one button game imaginable, someone decided to dedicate a weekend to building this little frustrating creation. It doesn't take long to figure out, but to get good might...

Are you 'Man' enough to rile an ostrich by pounding it with eggs? Well there's only one way to find that out. And that is to pit your sorry ass against this set of manly challenges and see if you're tougher than Chuck Norris's gonads.

Pick your side as you defend your tower by sending out different units. Yay for lots of blood!

Fun shooter where you build up your arsenal while wiping out little stick figure zombies.