"They Come At Night.......Mostly!"

I'm sure Ripley believed what Newt told her but i hate to say it kid but you are WRONG! Sometimes they come during the day and take a seat so near to you that they could steal your hotdog!

He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB & now controls Russia, but he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.

If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.

Don't listen to all your friends negative comments about what a loser you are, dreams do come true! Take my word for it "Fill it....and they will come!" I reckon this is what heaven must be like!?

You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(

This takes the concept of an overly attached girlfriend to a whole new level. Also, why the hell did she choose that font? It's butters, yo.

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

Finally, here's one you CAN try at home! Almost undoubtedly fake but kinda funny none the less - Ownage FTW!

When you head for a bite to eat, you don't expect to be confronted with questions regarding the length of your manhood. But that's what the world's come to these days. So what is it: 6 or 9 inches?

This little girl takes her love for lizards just a little too far. Something tells me she's a University of Florida fan.