The Ultimate Car Wash

There's a clean car, and then there's THIS. These guys developed the fastest and one of the cleanest car washes in the world. Still working on a couple minor bugs though. WOW!

The waiting is nearly over, once again it's time to become the assassin who calls the shadows home - COOL!!!

Hahaha it's pretty harsh for this to happen in front of the little kid but she has to learn the facts of life sooner of later.

Wow! This kid is going to be the worst person in the entire world when she grows up. If she is like this at 3 years old just think.

This is Lithuanian Žydrūnas Savickas who lifts, albeit momentarily, over 523kg of weight. Okay, it might not be above his head, but still, you wouldn't want to have a quarrel with the guy.

If you've seen the original it's pretty cringey and more than a little awkward. This spoof drops the awkwardness and explores what would have happened if he'd just gone with it and said the word. This is exactly what would have happened. FACT.

Aparently this is an excerpt from the ironically titled "Workaholics". I've never seen this show, but judging the show solely on the merits of this clip, this could just be the best show on the planet.

How this dude never passed out from this epic failage is beyond me - Ever dropped a watermelon from a roof or something and heard it smash against the ground? This guy's face makes about the same noise.

There’s…something on the wing! No, it’s not a gremlin this time, it’s just a 250 lb. guy jumping on it and trying to tip us over.

What’s this? Hot twins getting crazy with the funky stuff all over each other? But it begs the question, would you? You sick filthy degenerate, I know you would. It’s a welcome break from your right hand anyway.

Written by drunk people, performed by drunk people—and no doubt consumed by drunk people. Several Portland writers got together one night for an experiment in writing a script drunk.