The Dictator On Morning TV

The infamous "Dictator" appears on morning TV in Australia. He doesn't pull any punches and has more than likely caused the producer of the show to get fired...

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

Trucks follow different rules to the rest of us on the roads, they just don’t give a fuck. And that’s especially true in Russia, where you want to give them as wide a berth as possible. Or be doomed.

Luke may be a 'Skywalker', but he was a mere charlatan compared to these guys. Look at them, indulging in a four-way while darting about in the air like ninjas with wings. Not something you'd want to do with a hangover though.

She a hot girl and looking for a guy. Do you want to take your chances?

Everyone is an individual, but some definitely more than others. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is is the result of sticking your hand in a closing elevator and having the doors not open. Super weird.

Everyone loves puppies, but you probably couldn’t eat a whole one, especially an adorbz Labradoodle puppy. It’s just too much for one person to nom, but it is totes cutez, but not cute enough to warrant a fap, so stop that.

Another Scare Contest Winner gets his friend in the bathroom. The poor guy really got the crap scared out of him. That's right...At least he was in the right place for the outcome of this - LOL

If you are ever gonna throw a batchelor party then this is the kinda girl you need to entertain you - WTF?

It's kinda like if claymation Itchy And Scratchy started doing film adaptations. There's lots of blood and gore but they're made from plasticine so it's lighthearted fun for the whole family.

There's nothing wrong with a preference for a wealthy European man, but five of them ? Francine here might not have had as many husbands as Elizabeth Taylor but she has hers all at once ! Be honest now, would you hit it ?!