Teams That Lost Before the Game Started

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you, and for those times when it's the latter it's often best to just give up and go home and count your blessings, which is what these guys should've done.

There's nothing wrong with a preference for a wealthy European man, but five of them ? Francine here might not have had as many husbands as Elizabeth Taylor but she has hers all at once ! Be honest now, would you hit it ?!

After complaining to the arcade manager a game stole his quarter this kid turns around and breaks his nose on a glass door. Karma is a biatch!

Meet Ed Sheeran, he’s ginger but do let that put you off. Here he is, trying to get over his ex-girlfriend by getting drunk with a cat - Remember. Never let your cat get drunk because they are a mean drunk.

If you have seen Alien then you most likely love it and will appreciate this blocky 60 second memory jogger. If you've not then I'm pretty sure you are committing some sort of crime against celluloid. Go watch it now!

It takes every ounce of my restraint not to make a dirty joke about this cat's tongue problem. This cat is either seeing things that mere humans fail to perceive...or it's totally nuts - wtf!?!

A mutt like this would come in handy if you had car troubles that's for sure, I would definitely not recommend trying to sneak into this guys yard in the dead of night though.

If you thought that farming was all about planting stuff and harvesting, you're dead wrong. Farming is straight dope. It's all about bling, hydraulics and nitro boosts. Also somalian pirates and nukes. WTF!?

It's not just human beings who can get spooked by the intricacies of dreams within dreams balancing atop the fragile, swaying matchstick house of human whimsy. No, those poor animals get freaked to. WTF?

He's got a while yet before he becomes the next David Blaine !

"You broke it, you bought it. Yep, that's gonna be five bucks. Cash."