Skyrim Christmas Lights

As if there wasn't anything more tragic than a grown man spending all his cash on twinkly lights, this guy raises the ante by synchronizing it all to the theme tune from Skyrim. Way to go. Forever alone.

It might sound like a fast food chicken wrap with ring stinging chilies in it, but this is actually a tornado made of fire. Yep, just when you thought Australia couldn't get any more dangerous, along come fire tornadoes.

OK, so if you ever wondered what’s it’s like to be in love, it’s essentially like being off your mind on cocaine. So, don’t bother finding a partner and falling in love and having kids, just do lots of coke instead.

The Juba dance or 'hambone', is a style of dance that involves stomping as well as slapping and patting the arms, legs, chest, and cheeks - The redneck girls can't keep their hams, er, hands off this musical genius - WTF!?!

Creating a dog with hands is one thing, but creating a mutant abomination, able to eat processed cheese snack pots is threatening the existence of every living slacker on the planet. Science has finally gone too far.

The cutting-edge, innovative technologies being developed are becoming increasinlgy bizarre...OMFG!!!

Everyone's seen the pyramids and the great wall of China. They're totes mainstream. How about some awe inspiring wonders you can behold while maintaining your hipster credentials? You're welcome.

Millions of Moscow residents observed a unique cloud formation yesterday. Scientists from the city’s weather forecast service were quoted saying their was nothing special about the formation and it was just an 'optical illusion!

The poor owner sprayed for termites, refurbished his store's interior, but he forgot to buy 'fat guy on the roof' insurance.

All Nasa ever seem to do is go into space and muck around with water. I mean, if I had a huge budget and got to play with some zero g bath toys, I'd probably be doing exactly the same thing. Keep up the good work guys!

You ready to win? These people are, look at them, winning all over the shop, they're full of so much win that there's not going to be any left for the rest for the year. Save some win for everyone else, jeez!