Sky Lantern Awesomeness

Forget relaesing just one single glowing lantern into the sky, what you really need are thousands & thousands all released together, it's as close to legal pyrotechnic pleasure as you can get.

Hawt pop singer gets her boobs cast in fame - I wish I was the woman doing the plaster casting, she gets to put her hands all over those beauties...

Deep in the woods live poor old Tucker & Dale, all they want to do is help people, but everytime they offer a helping hand someone gets killed. Rednecks get a pretty rough deal in the movies these days.

The Epic Meal Time dudes are venturing out of the kitchen to pastures new in search of mega-calorie nomage. They are taking over an Indian restaurant to cook up an epic samosa!

A pilot comes in a bit hard for a landing this weekend and overshoots the runway crashing into the beach. Fortunately, both men on board were not seriously injured.

If my little brother sounded that annoying I would of done the same thing. Bet mum wasn't too happy with him after this though.

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic - Sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(

No wonder she gets a round of applause at the end, as she performs an elaborate balancing act in an attempt to fight off the inevitable & stop herself from taking a tumble. Sometimes it's best to just let gravity do its thing.

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

Have you pulled a muscle in your back? Maybe you sprained a finger opening a tin of baked beans? Well whatever you’ve done, you deserve some money, after all, it’s not like you asked for that tin opener to be so difficult, did you?

It might seem weird to western eyes, but this sort of thing is perfectly normal in japan. I went there on holiday once, and if I had 1 yen for everytime i was turned into a dairy cow and milked by midgets...