Scumbag Girlfriend

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...

This picture features something we all find dear to our hearts, once you see it resting on the bed, looking all alluring, you'll realise how much your truly do love such things. It brings back to many memories of being young and single.

Now where do we start with this? There’s a lot wong here. Firstly, the words ’sexual’ and ‘harassment’ should not be uttered in the same sentence when marketing a sex toy.

It’s time for you to learn something for the day–Photo-realism began as an American art movement in the 1960s, taking photography as its inspiration.

Not even sure that this is actually a photobomb, just an amusing juxtaposition of sentiment. Taken at one of the many "slutwalk" protests. I think both of these are opinions I can get behind.

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.

This car has been ghetto pimped to the fullest.. on a $10 budget LMAO!!!

So, just where did the inspiration come from behind the profound lyrics in Rebecca Black's track "Friday"? What other song in the popular music canon makes reference to the minutiae of a week day? Hmmm...

Kids today, they have it all, but are still not satisfied! Even 2pac would be jealous of that gangsta Cookie Monster hat! (note: iphones, the phone for gangstas)

This would have made Dark Knight Rises a completely different movie. I somehow doubt Bruce Wayne would mind being beaten silly by this version of Bane. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it. i know I would.

If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.