Rescue Helicopter Liftoff Fail

This rescue helicopter slices a telephone line as it begins to take off. "No one else in this county gets to call 911! NO ONE!"

It's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...

These scorching riffs have gotta make this Slash wannabe the top contender for the championship !

Lais Ribeiro is her name and inspiring innumerable teenage hormone turmoil is her game. No granny bloomers here, just cute cotton panties worn by a woman who's pertness is enough to make a grown man cry.

This will no doubt be the best exercise equipment commercial for WonderCore ab machines that you'll see today—and it comes courtesy of Japan, which kind of makes you understand why it's so freaky.

This 4 wheel drive beast can drive up & down this steep-ass set up like a boss, making it perfect for the school run & shopping at the mall. It's good to know it's true potential will be used fully :(

Soccer is a game of balance and agility, or so I thought...

We all love Edgar Wright, right? He’s the guy who directed Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. And when he was younger at art college he was editing together movie montages using his teeth and some sticky tape.

To be the 'best of the best' requires years of practice and ultimate dedication to reach the pinnacle of parkour perfection. These three young lads showing that they've got what it takes. Sort of.

It looks like he learned his debate skills from the great Ric Flair!

In the middle of their set the band get passed a note. One of the members of the audience wants to play bass. Being the good sports they are, The Hives say "Yes", but only if he puts on a matching vest. Awesome.