Rainbow Suspenders

A novel idea for a tattoo and kind of a cool one until you consider the fact that when this stops being cool in about 30 seconds time, he can't remove it and has to look like Mork for the rest of his life.

Could this be Public enemy No.1, or just a case of mistaken identity? Nothing says gangster like a nice hibiscus plant, smokin' trees! I'd suggest going back to skool and studying up kid!

If you've ever had to suffer through a game of soccer you will probably know the feeling. Don't even think about going to get a drink because the minute you do, the only goal of the game will be scored.

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.

OMG. Talk about going waaaay beyond the rules of the law into the forbidden zone. This man has some serious anti-social issues. Why is this dude not in jail? I mean, what else do I pay my taxes for?!

He's got a point. After 238 episodes spanning 10 seasons, being the ever jovial butt of everyone's jokes, not once did anyone ask him how he was doing despite him asking others that very question over and over. "Friends" indeed...

Some picnics are just destined to be better than others. If your picnic includes supplies like these instead of a silly old wicker basket, then you are in for a good time!

Hey you! Yeah you, working away there. Stop what you're doing and follow what this shoe shop sign's telling you to do. And if anyone questions your perverted activity, just show them the sign and tell them to join in. Fap.

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

If it came to a point where the hordes of the undead had managed to consume the flesh of the living and then they turned their rotting, salivating jaws to the heroes and villains of fiction, well then we'd really be in trouble.

Take note ladies, do not let your husbands make your kids costumes. Yeah, they might be good at putting things together, but their lack of common sense will get you!